Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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