i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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