I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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