i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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