I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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