A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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