Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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