I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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