He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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