Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
