id be glad to
I looked at my own cervix.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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