I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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