All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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