Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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