We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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