i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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