Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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