But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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