i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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