Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
then he tried to convert me to islam
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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