some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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