what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
