My nipple is on Facebook.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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