talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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