If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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