Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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