Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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