In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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