I wanna bring you to show and tell
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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