you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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