Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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