that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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