Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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