Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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