it wasn't lemon gatorade
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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