Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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