does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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