New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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