i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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