coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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