So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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