6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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