Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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