Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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