I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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