Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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