i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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