I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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