If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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