You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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