Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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